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Mark1GTE wee mark
Joined: 28 May 2005 Posts: 4402
Location: Scotland
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:15 pm Post subject: and the donkey award of the week goes to |
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me a fcuking again
why well because i feel like a fcuking donkey,
since last week we have had this horrible fishy smell ( i know ) coming from our en suite bathroom area and for the life of us could we find it,anyway the wife gutted the bathroom from tip to toe but to no avail it was honking,
so on saturday i did some further investigation which lead me to the shower power switch on the outside bathroom wall,hmmm i thought this is honking then i touched it and it was roasting hot,so immediately through to the circuit breakers and i cut it`s throat to be safe,today there is no smell so i think right it`s fucked and gonna burn the hoose doon,
i phone the sparky today and tonight he comes out after dark and i show him,of it comes to reveal burnt out wiring,switch and back box,fcuk were we lucky i`ve still got a hoose
anyway i leave him to it cause my chinky has arrived,mmmmm chicken satay,peanut sauce,fried rice and chips and a bottle of miller,so i dish it up and head through to the lounge,sit down and realise the telly plunker is on the fcuking telly so i sit my dinner on the floor and head for the telly as i want to watch the simpsons,on the way back to said settee the sparky touches a wire and trips the whole fcuking hoose,and yes you`ve guesssed it i stand in my fcuking dinner with only socks on ,B4STARD that`s all i can say,when the lights came back on my dinner was fcuking everywhere and i had to order another |
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Jason Rallyslag
Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 5552
Location: Halifax on't couch or in't pub
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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I'd have still eaten it if that was me. _________________ The most hip hop mofo to ever come out of Halifax.....Jam Master Jay in d house!!! |
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Mark1GTE wee mark
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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i gave it to sparky oor dug not the sparky sh1t i`m getting confused too many sparky`s ,she loved it the sparky was still pissing himself when he left 30 minutes later PRICK |
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Jason Rallyslag
Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 5552
Location: Halifax on't couch or in't pub
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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There were so many other things I could of written in reply to this thread, I don't even know where to start..... _________________ The most hip hop mofo to ever come out of Halifax.....Jam Master Jay in d house!!! |
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Suicide Astra Legend
Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 4790
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:34 am Post subject: |
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It's like a feckin sitcom really |
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