and the donkey award of the week goes to

[Mark1GTE]

me a fcuking again

why well because i feel like a fcuking donkey,

since last week we have had this horrible fishy smell ( i know ) coming from our en suite bathroom area and for the life of us could we find it,anyway the wife gutted the bathroom from tip to toe but to no avail it was honking,

so on saturday i did some further investigation which lead me to the shower power switch on the outside bathroom wall,hmmm i thought this is honking then i touched it and it was roasting hot,so immediately through to the circuit breakers and i cut it`s throat to be safe,today there is no smell so i think right it`s fucked and gonna burn the hoose doon,

i phone the sparky today and tonight he comes out after dark and i show him,of it comes to reveal burnt out wiring,switch and back box,fcuk were we lucky i`ve still got a hoose

anyway i leave him to it cause my chinky has arrived,mmmmm chicken satay,peanut sauce,fried rice and chips and a bottle of miller,so i dish it up and head through to the lounge,sit down and realise the telly plunker is on the fcuking telly so i sit my dinner on the floor and head for the telly as i want to watch the simpsons,on the way back to said settee the sparky touches a wire and trips the whole fcuking hoose,and yes you`ve guesssed it i stand in my fcuking dinner with only socks on ,B4STARD that`s all i can say,when the lights came back on my dinner was fcuking everywhere and i had to order another

[Jason]

I'd have still eaten it if that was me.

[Mark1GTE]

i gave it to sparky oor dug not the sparky sh1t i`m getting confused too many sparky`s ,she loved it the sparky was still pissing himself when he left 30 minutes later PRICK

[Jason]

There were so many other things I could of written in reply to this thread, I don't even know where to start.....

[Suicide]

It's like a feckin sitcom really