A Good Day Today

Suicide · Astra Legend Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 4790

Picturee this, was in milton keynes with g/f, walking thru the centre, decided to check out their german winter market. they got a russian doll stall and this not bad looking russian girl was checking me out (yes really). Just for fun I tell the g/f this and her reply was....

"Go back and shag her n see if she can get me a russian wedding ring"

So shag russian bird, get ring, shag g/f cuz she's so happy she's got the ring. Or shag russian bird, get no ring. Win win I reckon big grin

(especially as the g/f doesn't wanna get married, she just likes that style ring)

Jason · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:09 am Post subject:

Bit confusing, could be the 87 cans of miller I just consumed but still confused all the same

Did you shag a russian bird or did the russian bird shag your missus?

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:10 am Post subject:

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:12 am Post subject:

Jay - in his dreams he shagged both of us...in reality he shagged neither of us and I stayed clear of the russian girl

Jason · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:19 am Post subject:

Well 87 Russian girls sounds good to me

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:23 am Post subject:

I see several problems with 87 russians but I wont burst your dream bubble....

Jason · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:27 am Post subject:

I can only see one problem, and it only involves cig breaks and lubrication.

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:29 am Post subject:

Mind you don't get the cigs n lubrication mixed up....

Lambo · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:32 am Post subject:

Dont worry . i wont he wont be lubricating his cigs laughing

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:36 am Post subject:

Hmm Dene, might wanna rephrase that one - makes it sound like you'll be lubricating Jays cigs.... Shocked

Lambo · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:40 am Post subject:

erm, no I have never known Jay to make anything easy.

Now when it comes to a load of Russian birds, then that's an entirely differnt story.

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:48 am Post subject:

You make it sound like your Jay's pimp daddy there... laughing

better watch ya back Mark, looks like you've got some competition over pimping Jay out

Jason · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:52 am Post subject:

Pimp, did someone mention my name???

laughing

Sky · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:54 am Post subject:

If we'd been saying biatch - then we'd be calling you laughing

Mark1GTE · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:15 am Post subject:

mark did someone mention shagging or my name or dodgy wee dolls that keep reincarnating into another one every time you lift it`s skirt up for a looksy,or i`m i just dreaming again,hmm after 2am i must be,nighty,nighty,maybe this will make sense in the morning and not now at tricky o`clock Confused