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Suicide Astra Legend
Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 4790
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:48 am Post subject: A Good Day Today |
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Picturee this, was in milton keynes with g/f, walking thru the centre, decided to check out their german winter market. they got a russian doll stall and this not bad looking russian girl was checking me out (yes really). Just for fun I tell the g/f this and her reply was....
"Go back and shag her n see if she can get me a russian wedding ring"
So shag russian bird, get ring, shag g/f cuz she's so happy she's got the ring. Or shag russian bird, get no ring. Win win I reckon (especially as the g/f doesn't wanna get married, she just likes that style ring) |
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Jason Rallyslag
Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 5552
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:09 am Post subject: |
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Bit confusing, could be the 87 cans of miller I just consumed but still confused all the same
Did you shag a russian bird or did the russian bird shag your missus? _________________ The most hip hop mofo to ever come out of Halifax.....Jam Master Jay in d house!!! |
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Sky Astra Specialist
Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 183
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:10 am Post subject: |
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_________________ Sky
And everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way to go, i dont think so but i'm gonna take a look around |
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Sky Astra Specialist
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:12 am Post subject: |
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Jay - in his dreams he shagged both of us...in reality he shagged neither of us and I stayed clear of the russian girl _________________ Sky
And everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way to go, i dont think so but i'm gonna take a look around |
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Jason Rallyslag
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:19 am Post subject: |
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Well 87 Russian girls sounds good to me _________________ The most hip hop mofo to ever come out of Halifax.....Jam Master Jay in d house!!! |
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Sky Astra Specialist
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:23 am Post subject: |
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I see several problems with 87 russians but I wont burst your dream bubble.... _________________ Sky
And everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way to go, i dont think so but i'm gonna take a look around |
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Jason Rallyslag
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:27 am Post subject: |
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I can only see one problem, and it only involves cig breaks and lubrication. _________________ The most hip hop mofo to ever come out of Halifax.....Jam Master Jay in d house!!! |
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Sky Astra Specialist
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Mind you don't get the cigs n lubrication mixed up.... _________________ Sky
And everybody's saying that hell's the hippest way to go, i dont think so but i'm gonna take a look around |
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Lambo 3rd time lucky
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:32 am Post subject: |
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Dont worry . i wont he wont be lubricating his cigs |
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Sky Astra Specialist
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:36 am Post subject: |
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Hmm Dene, might wanna rephrase that one - makes it sound like you'll be lubricating Jays cigs.... _________________ Sky
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Lambo 3rd time lucky
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:40 am Post subject: |
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erm, no I have never known Jay to make anything easy.
Now when it comes to a load of Russian birds, then that's an entirely differnt story. |
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Sky Astra Specialist
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:48 am Post subject: |
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You make it sound like your Jay's pimp daddy there... better watch ya back Mark, looks like you've got some competition over pimping Jay out _________________ Sky
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Jason Rallyslag
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Pimp, did someone mention my name???
_________________ The most hip hop mofo to ever come out of Halifax.....Jam Master Jay in d house!!! |
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Sky Astra Specialist
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:54 am Post subject: |
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If we'd been saying biatch - then we'd be calling you _________________ Sky
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Mark1GTE wee mark
Joined: 28 May 2005 Posts: 4402
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:15 am Post subject: |
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mark did someone mention shagging or my name or dodgy wee dolls that keep reincarnating into another one every time you lift it`s skirt up for a looksy,or i`m i just dreaming again,hmm after 2am i must be,nighty,nighty,maybe this will make sense in the morning and not now at tricky o`clock |
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